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Office status cards

A spark of inspiration from being held captive in a grey cubicle.

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  • thine foes turned me into a frog. went home to seek a cure.

    I’m sick. I’m going home.

  • The lass did not make it to another day.

    I’m taking a sick day.

  • foes got me slained.

    The haters got to me today.

  • Hot girl walk.

    I’m going to take a walk.

  • Busy casting spells.

    Busy working right now. Crafting really hard.

  • gone dragon slaying

    Out of Office.

  • Out for me lunchies with me maidens.

    Getting my lunch, be right back.

  • girl gone pissing.

    I went to the bathroom.

  • I gotta lock in guys.

    Girl, please let me work before I get fired.

  • CHAT WITH me if you must.

    I guessss we could have another yapping session.